The Metal is a Lie!

Alright so- actually... the game has many different names but fer simpler explanation; we'll call it "Lie to Me".

Basically I'll start off by saying three different things about myself- you tell me which one is a lie. You get it right, we move on and it's your turn to give three things about you! Get it wrong, and the next person gets a chance to guess until finally the last person guesses. Example:

Starter: I hate chocolate.
I've never played the guitar.
I read a lot of books.

Person 1: You've never played the guitar?
Starter: I have actually. >:3
Person 2: You don't read very many books?
Starter: Nope, wrong again! I read tons a day.
Person 1 OR 3: Then you love chocolate! My go;

etc. etc.

And so on and so forth! Okeeeey, now I'll really start!

A: I'm originally from the North.
B: My favorite Metalocalypse characters are between Charles and Tony.
C: I have four bookshelves full of books in my room.

Forgive my failing memory, but is Tony even a character? XD

LMAO. Yes! From Snakes N Barrels, but don't feel bad. Not many remember him anyway because he's just someone we pair with Pickles because it was the 80's man! And his younger version is smexy and European, c'mon. *chuckles*

Well, then you have to have more or less than four bookshelves...

Nope. Nice try though! The lie is that I'm originally from the North... truthfully, I was born and raised in the south. *wrinkles nose* I'm not a fan of being down here, and... on top of that being surrounded by southern country drawl sometimes get's the best of me...

Totally belong up North somewhere. Anyway! Your go then since you actually played first, Rits.

Ah. I hate the south too. So much stupidity. >.<
Uh, lesse...

• I'm a whiz with foreign languages.
• My favorite animals are snakes and foxes.
• The only thing keeping me from being a doctor is that little piece of paper.

Agreed and thankfully, I am NOT one of those stupid people.

Hrrrrmm... I'm going to have to go with C- that the only thing keeping you from being a doctor is that paper...??

If you say that's not a lie, just saying.. you are one hella of an amazing person. (though, heh, even without that, you still are amazing to me. *winks*)

Actually, that's not a lie. Science is my forte, particularly medical science and genetics.

Then it's A- because you just referred to yourself as a fox, so it must be one of your favorite animals so by the theory of deduction---

You suck at learning foreign languages? : D

Ps: Genetics man, I knew you were something special~

Darn, I gave myself aways. XD

Yes, I do. I can pick up bits and pieces, but that's it. I'm not even fluent in English, honestly. XD

*chuckles* I'm sure all of us feel that way, I mean there is so many issues with the English language. It's so messed up. But I feel you with the foreign language! I learned French, sucked at Spanish, and can write in Swedish and Norwegian. Speak a bit of Russian and German- but it's all in bits and pieces!

Anyway~ My go!

A: I've seen a tornado with my own eyes in real life.
B: I drive a car older than me named Douchebag.
C: We have a really tiny pond in our backyard.

I suck at Spanish too. I know bits of German, French, Italian, Greek and Japanese. I can read hiragana and katakana to some extent, but kanji breaks my brain more often than not.

Hmm... A?

Damn, you got it in one go, Rits! You know me better than you thought. *chuckles* Your go again then, smarty.

I've been watching this thread and it seems like fun. Just not really sure how to jump in ^^'

You can jump in right now if you'd like. Go ahead, give us three things about yourself- but make one of them a lie and we'll try to guess which one it is!

Alrighty then ^^ I shall try and hope you guys the best of luck~

A. I have trained my dog to praise Jesus for food.
B. I almost had my leg amputated due to a bug bite.
C. I absolutely suck at drawing anything.

Hmmm.... All are very possible...

B: You didn't almost have you leg amputated due to a bug bite? Because, that's kind of huge! Unless it was a spider, but a spider is an arachnid not a bug! Wait... it might be because of a mosquito and a TERRIBLE case of West Nile.

Nope. Actually, I'm not all that sure of what kind of bug (or arachnid) did it since I live in the south, but is got infected pretty bad and I had to take serious antibiotics and shit. ^^'

You live in the south too?! Yes, dood- high five. Heh, now I don't feel as bad since everyone else seemed to be up north that I know.

Wow though, a bug from the south wouldn't surprise me. It's so... terrible. I hate the bugs down here. *wrinkles nose*

Anyway! Then I'll try again-

You're actually VERY good at drawing!

Ding! Ding! Ding! Correct- I wouldn't really say VERY good, but I'm pretty good at chibi and not half bad at anime and other stuff. Though realism is absolutely dreadful ^^'

Well, how about another round?

A. I rub a chartreuse Buddha belly every day for luck.
B. Mew is my favorite Pokemon.
C. I broke my arm in two places on carpet.

Erm, knowing the Buddha influence...

C?

Nope :3 I'm a person who hates milk. I'll drink almond milk, but nothing else, so my calcium is low. But not as much as my iron levels!! XD *Is anemic and doesn't take anything special for it*

Then A?

Wow, we really don't care for our bodies, do we?

Again, that would be a negative :3 I know right- shocker!!

Mew's not your favorite Pokemon then. Wow, Ritsu is bad at this...